FUN

I enquired about U . . .
. . .Good family . .
. . .Good character . . .
. . . Good looks . .
.. . Fine personality . . .
... Nice physicque . .

Can U marry . .. .


my servant
Bechar i/a gareeb hai . . ..






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"Daaru" se nasha badtaa hai,
NASHE se junun,
JUNUN se mehnatt,
MEHNAT se paisa,
PAISE se izzat . . .. .
issiliye IZZAT pane Ke liye "DAARU" peena bahut zaruri hai !
PIYO OR JIYO !!!




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U r a DOG
Kyuu bura laga na??
par bura matt maano
D.O.G. means
D=Darling
O=Of
G=Girls
Now u r smiling ??
U naughty DOG. . .Le Biscuit khaa . ..



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Nakhre twaade tauba tauba,
ajeeb twaada Style hai . ..
Msg ya Scrap to Kadi Karna nahi ,
Rolla paya si Ki mere Kol NET hai . . .. .
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Aakhon me aansoo aa jaate hai, ..
phir bhi labbo pe hassi raKhni padti hai ..,
ye haal tabhi hota hai jab . . . .
Lanbe safar me POTTY roKni padti hai .. !!!

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Tumhari zindagi me Kabhi Koi ghamm na ho, ..
tumhari aaKhen Kabhi aasuo se nam na ho , . .
tumhay mile roz-roz new-new BOYFRIEND . .
jinKi umar 80 se Kam na ho . .. ..
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Aansu tere niKle to aaKein meri ho .. . .
Dil tera dhadKe to dhadKan meri ho . ..
Khuda Kare dosti itni ghahri ho ,...
Kaam tu Kare , . .
SALARY meri ho !!!!
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College Ki galio me ajeeb Khel hota hai,
Class Ke bahane dilon Ka mel hota hai ,
Issi liye to PAPPU har saal ..
FAIL hota hai . .. .. .!!!!!
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Bhool Ke bhi Kisi Ko na rulanaa , . . .,
zindagi me sabKo hasana . . . ,
Dushmann Ko bhi gale lagana . . .,
Phir bhi Koi gamm de to MUJHE BATAANA . .
""" TAPKA DENGE SAALE KO ""