Tum na milo Koi ghamm nahi ,
Bass baat Karo . .
Ye milne se Kam nahi ,
Dosti me doKha de jaye vo hum nahi ..
Aur apni DOSTI
"" BHAIN DI TAKKI , RANG DE BASANTI se Kam nahi"" . .!!!
MET U , became friends , .
shared secrets ,
fought with U ,teased U ,
hurted U , missed U ,
n here m still thnKng of U,
long journey huh wud never let it END
my sweet sweet friend . . . .
Good frndz care for each other ,. .
close frndz understand each other , .
and TRUE frndz stay forever beyond words,
beyond TIME . . . .
Miss U my FRIEND . .. ..
F - Field of LOVE
R - Root of JOY
I - Island of GOD
E - End of SORROW
N - Name of HOPE
D - Door of UNDERSTANDING
Is the MIRACLE called F.R.I.E.N.D.
Door of memories will never close ,
How much we miss our friend no one Knows,
Days will pass liKe years and . . .
We'll remmember the memories in SILENT TEARS . . . . . .
Duniya Ke mele me Kai Yaar milenge . .
Hum Kya humse hazzaar milenge ...
In hazaaron Ki bheed me humein yaad raKhna..
abb hum Kaha BAAR-BAAR milenge ..
AaKhon Ki saza tabtaK hai ....
jabtaK didaar na ho . .
Dil Ki sazaa tabtaK hai ....
jabtaK pyaar na ho . .
Ye zindagi bhi eK sazaa hai ....
jabtaK aap jaisa yaar na ho . .
STARS are far away 4m us . .
SUN is too Hot to touch . .. &
MOON is unapproachable .. .
$O I brought You in my life
as I always waana have ....................
MY OWN LITTLE UNIVER$E !!!!
Friends are liKe fishes .. . .
U have to sit patiently for .. . a long time
to catch a NICE one.....
Just as I caught U . . .
Better U stay Nice ORrrr
I WILL FRY YOU .. . .
DO YOU Know the things which
"" LIVE after DEATH ""????
Eyes - 31 min
Brain - 10 min
Legs - 4 hours
SKin - 5 days
Heart - 10 mins
Ear - 30 days
& .. ...
FRIENDSHIP --- FOREVER
If Lover is liKe Moon .. .then ..
Frndz are liKe Stars ...
Have you ever noticed that d SKY looKs ..
beautiful without MOON butt .. .
NOT without STARS .. . .
Friendship doesnt occur with special people .. .
people become special after becoming FRIENDS
Heyyya U special one !!!!
Friendship is more about trust n little try ..
a little more laugh n a little less cry ..
A little more love ... a little less fight ..
A little more "WE" a little less " I " .. . .
Old friends are Gold.. .
New friends are Diamonds .
If you get a diamond dont forget the Gold ...........
Bcoz to hold a diamond you will need GOLD .. ..
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╬═♥═╬ 7 - RULES TO BE HAPPY
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╬═♥═╬ 1.....Never Hates
╬═♥═╬ 2.....Dont Worry
╬═♥═╬ 3....Live Simple
╬═♥═╬ 4....Expect A Little
╬═♥═╬ 5....Give A Lot
╬═♥═╬ 6....Always Smile
╬═♥═╬ 7....Have Person Like Me Who,Always Remember
╬═♥═╬ U
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~* ♥ *~Special ♥ Friends~* ♥ *~
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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__*_________♥SpeciaL♥_________*__
___*________♥fRèÑdS♥_________*__
____*_______♥ForêVèR♥_______*___
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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_____♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥_______________________
___♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥_____
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ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜFriends are my lifethey make me laugh and smileஜ______ஜ♥
ஜ______ஜfriends are my lifethey"re always there for a talkஜ______ஜ♥
ஜ______ஜFriends are my lifethey"re always there for a sookஜ______ஜ♥
ஜ______ஜAnd thats all i want to sayFriends are my lifeஜ______ஜ♥
ஜ______ஜFriend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath।ஜ______ஜ♥
ஜ______ஜFriendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn"t end as long as friends r true, just like U!ஜ______ஜ♥
ஜ______ஜBut, friendship can"t be defined without U
hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW ARE_####,____,####"__"###,__,####"___"####.####"_____,,,,,,,,,,,____"######"____,########,,___####____,####______####_____#####""####,__####____####______####____,####____####_,####____####______####____,###,____####__,####___####______####_____"####,,####"____"####,,####______####_______"######"______"######" _______???????_____________________________ _____????????????_______________________ ___????????????????_________________ __??????????????????____??????? _____ __???????????????????_???????????____ __??????_MY_??????????????????????___ __???????????????????????????????___ ___?????_DEAR_???????????????????___ ____????????????????????????????___ ______?????_FRIEND??????????????___ ________??????????????????????____ __________??????????????????______ ____________??????????????_______ _____________???????????_________ _____________?????????_____________ _____________??????_________________ ____________????____ v
Thursday, April 1, 2010
TESTIMONIAL 4 FRIENDS..SPL
JOKES
Laloo snt his BioData 2 apply 4 post in Microsoft USA.
Few days l8r he got this reply:
"""Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,You do not meet our requirements.Please do not send any further correspondence.No phone call shall be entertained.ThanksBill Gates
Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference-"Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."Every1 was delighted.
He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga.
"""Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyyaYou do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen hoour requirement -humko to zaroorat haiPlease do not send any furthur correspondance -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat naheeNo phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee haishall be entertained -bahut khaatirdaari kee jayegiThanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavadBill Gates -Tohar Bill Gate """
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MARRIAGE IS NOT A WORD.IT IS A SENTENCE - a LIFE SENTENCE
MARRIAGE is very much like a VIOLIN ;After the sweet music is over , the strings are attached
MARRIAGE is LOVE , LOVE is blind.$o ,marriage is an instituition for the blind
MARRIAGE is an instituition in which a man loses ahis Bachelor's Degree & the woman gets her Masters
MARRIAGE is a thing which puts a RING on A Woman's Finger & two under the MAN'S EYE !!!
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE is just another word for a work permit.
MARRIAGE is not just having a W.I.F.E.,but also Worries Inherited For Ever
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A Haryanvi once applied to a medical college.Needless to say, he never made it.You know why??
Bcoz this is how he defined the medical terms in the exams
1. Anti-Body --> Against Everyone
2. Artery --> The study of fine paintings
3. Benign --> Cheerful and kindly
4. Bowel --> Letters like a,e,i,o and u
5. Cat Scan --> Searching for a lost Kitten
6. Chronic --> Neck of crow
7. Coma --> Punctuation mark
8. Bacteria --> Back door to a Cafeteria
9. Cortisone --> Area around local court-house
10. Cyst --> Short for Sister
11. Diagnosis --> Person with a slanted nose
12. Gall bladder --> Bladder in a girl
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PEOPLE USUALLY ASK QUESTIONS IN VERY OBVIOUS SITUATIONS AND GET SOME STUPID EQUALLY STUPID ANSWERS
1.Situation : WHEN you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Q : Heyya , you have had a haircut ??
Answer : Nope ,its Autumn and I am shedding . . . ..
2.Situation : WHEN you get woken up at Mid-night by a phone call.
Stupid Q : Sorry , but were you sleeping ??
Answer : No , I was waiting
3.Situation : AT arestaurant , When you ask a waiter . . .
Stupid Q : Is this .....(some dish) good??
Answer : No, its terrible and made of adulterated material. We occasionally SPIT in it also. .
4.Situation : You are smoking a ciagrette and a cute woman asks-
Stupid Q : Oh , so you are smoking??
Answer : Nope!, Its a miracle . . .it was chalk and now its in Flames . . .!!
5.Situation : When a friend announces her wedding , and you ask . .
Stupid Q : Is this guy you marrying good??
Answer : NO, he's miserable ,wife-beating ,insensitive lout, . . .its just the money. .
6.Situation : At family get together,when some distant aunt meets you after years . .
Stupid Q : Munna, Chikkoo, you have become so big!
Answer : WELL , you have not particularly shrunk yourself.
FUN QUOTES
I enquired about U . . .
. . .Good family . .
. . .Good character . . .
. . . Good looks . .
.. . Fine personality . . .
... Nice physicque . .
Can U marry . .. .
my servant
Bechar i/a gareeb hai . . ..
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"Daaru" se nasha badtaa hai,
NASHE se junun,
JUNUN se mehnatt,
MEHNAT se paisa,
PAISE se izzat . . .. .
issiliye IZZAT pane Ke liye "DAARU" peena bahut zaruri hai !
PIYO OR JIYO !!!
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U r a DOG
Kyuu bura laga na??
par bura matt maano
D.O.G. means
D=Darling
O=Of
G=Girls
Now u r smiling ??
U naughty DOG. . .Le Biscuit khaa . ..
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Nakhre twaade tauba tauba,
ajeeb twaada Style hai . ..
Msg ya Scrap to Kadi Karna nahi ,
Rolla paya si Ki mere Kol NET hai . . .. .
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Aakhon me aansoo aa jaate hai, ..
phir bhi labbo pe hassi raKhni padti hai ..,
ye haal tabhi hota hai jab . . . .
Lanbe safar me POTTY roKni padti hai .. !!!
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Tumhari zindagi me Kabhi Koi ghamm na ho, ..
tumhari aaKhen Kabhi aasuo se nam na ho , . .
tumhay mile roz-roz new-new BOYFRIEND . .
jinKi umar 80 se Kam na ho . .. ..
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Aansu tere niKle to aaKein meri ho .. . .
Dil tera dhadKe to dhadKan meri ho . ..
Khuda Kare dosti itni ghahri ho ,...
Kaam tu Kare , . .
SALARY meri ho !!!!
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College Ki galio me ajeeb Khel hota hai,
Class Ke bahane dilon Ka mel hota hai ,
Issi liye to PAPPU har saal ..
FAIL hota hai . .. .. .!!!!!
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Bhool Ke bhi Kisi Ko na rulanaa , . . .,
zindagi me sabKo hasana . . . ,
Dushmann Ko bhi gale lagana . . .,
Phir bhi Koi gamm de to MUJHE BATAANA . .
""" TAPKA DENGE SAALE KO ""
LOVE QUOTES
zindaa है शाहजहाँ की चाहत अबतक,
गवाह है मुमताज़ की उलफत अबतक,
जा के देखो ताजमहल को मेरे दोस्त. . . .
पत्थर से भी टपकती है ... .महोब्बत अबतक
Uss ne pucha "Pyaar Kya hai?"
maine Kaanton pe chalKar bata diya . . .
Uss ne pucha "Kitna pyaar Karoge?"
maine puraa aasman diKha diya . . .
Uss ne pucha "Kaise raKhoge?"
maine haule se pholon Ko sehlaa diya . . .
Uss ne pucha "Kissi Ki buri nazar lagg gayi to?"
maine palKo me usse chhupaa liya . . . . .
When you love someone.
It is liKe reaching for Stars .. .
You Know you can't reach it . .. But . .
You Keep on trying . . bcoz , ,.may be one day . .
That Star just falls for You. .
Mohaubbat har insaan Ko aazmati hai . .\
Kisi se rooth jaati hai to .. .Kisi pe msKurati hai,
Mohaubbat Khud hi aisi hai ,,
Kissi Ka Kuch nahi jaata aur . . . .. . .
.Kissi Ki JAAN chali jaati hai . . . .
In arithimatic of LOVE ,
1+1= Everything
and . . . .
2 - 1 = Nothing . ..
Love is not about finding the perfect person ..
its about seeing an imperfect person PERFECTLY !!
There is STORy of 4 people in L♥VE .. . . .
A guy had a CANCER and he had only one month to live. .. ..
He liKed a gal ,who worK in CD shop ,very much . .
But he didnt tell her . .
Everyday he used to go to shop & buy a CD to talK to GAL . .
After a month he stopped goin . .. ..
When the gal went n asKed about him .. .. .his mother told he DIED.
She tooK her to his room & she saw all the CDs were un-opened.
AND the gal got crying ,,U Know WHY???
She had Kept chits inside each CD to tell she also L♥VE him . . . .. .. .
The diff. b/w CRUSH and LOVE ??
Wen you LIKE a person & You Know y U liKed the Person
.. . . .. .. ITS CRUSH
Wen you LIKE a person & You Dont Know y U liKed the Person
ITS . . . . ... . .. . . . L♥VE
Tab taK pyaar se Pyaar mat Karo .
Jab taK pyaar aapse pyaar na Kare ..
Agar pyaar aapse pyaar Kare to . .
Pyaar Ko itnaa Pyaar Karo Ki . .. . . . .. .
Pyaar Kissi aur se Pyaar n Kare . .
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Zindagi chahat Ka silsila hai,
Koi mil gaya , Koi bichad gaya, ,
jisse maanga tha humne apni duaon me . .
vo Kissi Ko bin maange hi mil gaya . .
Waqt to hame bhula chuKa ,
muquaddar bhi na bhula de . . .
Pyaar hum isliye nai Karte . . taKee . .
Phir se na Koi rulaa De . . . . . . .
Mohaubbat Ko mohaubbat Ka ishaara yaad rehta hai. ..
Har pyaar Ko apna pyaar yaad rehta hai . ..
Vo pal jo yaar Ki baahon me guzaare ho. . .
maut taK vo nazaara yaad rehta hai . .. .
Heyya WELCOME
